Fuck you, Vampire Weekend

Everyone's been all excited about you for a while now and I just finally got around to giving you a spin. By your name I figured you'd be a quirkier version of I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, which could be great.

But no, you had to be an afro-pop influenced version of Architecture in Helsinki with a reasonable amount of band members. Seriously, who's influenced by afro-pop, all plinky and cheerful and shit?

Oh, right